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I’m still like this

June 23rd, 2007   Filed Under fun, homevideo, random  



Happiness = log(Wealth)

May 9th, 2007   Filed Under ideas, random  

I’ve heard that Happiness = log(Wealth). I compiled a chart of happiness levels.

Happiness Level ($e) Total Wealth (including all assets) General Title
0 $0-1.00 Crackhead
1 $1-10 Refugee
2 $10-100 Homeless
3 $100-1,000 Student
4 $1,000-10,000 Working Class
5 $10,000-100,000 Professional
6 $100,000-$1m Partner/Tenured
7 $1m-10million Nouveau Riche
8 $10m-100m Old Money
9 $100m-1billion Politician or media megastar
10 $1b-10b Sheik or mini-mogul
11 $10b-100b Mogul

Money doesn’t make you happy, but it sure is nice not having to worry about it.

Update: added the exponential currency prefix ($e).



all easter candy 10 cents

April 29th, 2007   Filed Under adventures, fun, random  

The Rite Aid had six bins full of easter candy, marked “all easter candy .10″. In particular, I noticed that 10 cents would buy 1/2 lb of “milk chocolate flavored” (calories per serving: 200; servings per bunny: 6; main ingredient: sugar). So I got ten. Twelve thousand calories for one dollar.

a table full of easter candy

All told, I spent $3.00 on peeps, marshmellow eggs, and chocolate bunnies.



an overload of kings

March 19th, 2007   Filed Under happening, random  

A friend took this picture at a local bar; it was neither staged nor doctored, I am assured.

King and Cowboys and Kings

(For the unobservant or image-disabled reader, a poker player named King has pocket kings. And the Kings beat the Oilers 5-1).



six word story

October 26th, 2006   Filed Under portfolio, random, writing  

In response to Wired’s 6-word story feature, I wrote my own:

Old widow’s last words: “*sigh*, finally.”